Because I haven't been in a good mood for a while, and I get to see Lux tomorrow, I figured I would put down a collection of short little stories which make me giggle about him. Some of those little moments that are just too funny not to keep around to tell when the timing is right.
Background: So, Lux has giant schween. Like, similar to, or larger than most porncock. I generally don't mention this, because I care more about him than his genitals, but it apparently is something that brings about humor, so hooray.
First, one of our favorite stories, from while I was living with Thrax. It was just before the weekend that I was going to move out, and there wasn't much food in the apartment, because I did the shopping, and saw no point in filling the place with food if I was leaving in a couple more days. The following exchange occurs:
Thrax: Hey, is that sirloin still in the freezer? Is it cool if I bring it out to PA?
Me: Yea, but the filet in the fridge is defrosting for me on Saturday.
At this point he is poking through the freezer in the kitchen, while I'm in the living room.
Thrax: Whatever, bigger is better.
Thrax: I get it, he's black.
Me: Ok, I have had sex with two black men in my life. One had a perfectly average size penis. The other technically isn't black he's British.
Thrax (without a moment's pause): Damn him and his colonial cock!
This is now a joke wherever we go. It's even been made mid-coitus. Because it never stops being funny.
Next, during the weekend I helped Lux pick out his apartment, we first went to the NY ren faire, because it was the halfway point of the trip. We stopped by to see some friends there, and I forget why, but mentioned in conversation that we had already had sex that morning. Our friend, in an attempt to be silly and flirty, says "Oh, well I guess that means she's stretched out to be able to take me then" to which Lux walks away and I giggle and give him a look to say he doesn't want to hear my actual response. We joked about this and all the things we didn't say because we were in public throughout the rest of the ride north.
And finally, at least for this collection, something from just a couple weeks ago. A while back, on the phone with Kitty, he mentions that one day Fox ordered a toy, and it showed up, and was way too big for them to even attempt using. It had since become known as the "bludgeoning dildo" and was mostly just giggled at.
Fast forward to me being there, and Kitty mentions that it's on the couch near me. I pick up a blanket and see part of it, and pull it out. Upon holding it, I realize it is the exact size of Lux's peen, and even narrower than him for the top half. I keep quiet, though Lux says I should have made the comment of my first thought which was "Wait, where's the rest of it? I took a real cock this size on Saturday." But then Kitty would have pouted a lot. Lux and I giggle about it plenty though.
I'm certain more dopey moments like this will happen in the future. And I will giggle over them forever.