Eight years ago today there was snow on the ground, and more falling. It was cold, but quiet and beautiful. I remember sitting in the car, sore, feeling awkward, and still not like my body was right. I was on the way home with the beast, less than 48 hours old, and still scrunched up in her green pajamas that didn't even fit yet. The previous days had been insane. My water broke in the middle of cake for my brother's birthday. I found out when I went to use the bathroom, and because I wasn't sure, I went to check without telling anyone. Obviously, because of this everyone panicked, and I was off to the hospital. I didn't know it then, but I was apparently feeling contractions of labor. Everyone swore that I wouldn't be able to function through them, but they just felt like irritating cramps. Apparently, that's what early labor feels like. At the hospital, the nurses are weird. However, one of the doctors I like is on duty, and that makes it a bit
My life is such an odd and surreal rollercoaster of kink, mischief, body modification and wonderment. Read along, and see the new pages of the journey that is my life, with all the sex, trouble, friends, family, pain, and adventure.